asknlarchivist asked:
... I want to draw you. Your persona is so purdy. I would draw the actual you, too, but alas I canna' do human faces true justice. And it's a shame 'cuz I know you pretty.goooooooosh why you so nice to me ;o;
goooooooosh why you so nice to me ;o;
One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds
most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks
omg u just got fuckin cooked by www.gentlesharks.tumblr.com how does it feel
*surprised confused gasp*
From the “I want to _____ you.“ post

Raptor what is with you and wanting to lick? xD you goof
you all precious goofs ;u;
reblog and see what your followers say
Interesting..
I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE
I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any
apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me
Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.
*cautiously reblogs this*
I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*
I want all these things!!!!
Esp 707….pls.
Are you there, God? It’s me. Jalapeno.
Pls give me 707…I beg you.
I’m nervous
Wave hello.
but why would they wanna get to my center?
it’s lava and will burn D:
Heeeeeck
what’s with the licks now
*flails*
Heck
why ya lickin me
owo!
oh my
You would think so considering its made to hold in the heat that’s as hot as a sun that my sonas body generates…but I don’t know really
I posted the sin owo
Hey, this post may contain adult content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
This idea came to me at 3am so don’t ask.
THIS IS TOO ACCURATE SOME POPULAR BLOGGERS ARE MY FRIENDS AS WELL
(Source: madcustard)
evidence that I actually live in a video game
- I always wear the same clothing
- idle animation
- awkward dialog
- sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
- yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor
(Source: gostaks)