when i was younger i found it almost impossible to say swear words, it felt like committing the most heinous of sins
when i was younger i found it almost impossible to say swear words, it felt like committing the most heinous of sins
take away my recording software dont let me do any more of these
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why are you following me? i dont even go to your school! ANd ThE,,,,DOHRRGRHGH…HhE Makes me SSO MA DD!!! the Hhorrible PUNY BRAIN mEAT CHILd, WITh HIS Little gLASS E S. AND HIS-
RRFH RRFH
HEAD
[slams door]
[fake dib voice] My name is DIb!! with mMy PpOINTY HAIR!!! POoOINTY H A IR !!!!!!!!!!!! i eat FOO D aND HAVE,,,SSSSTUUUh [computer noises] [audio fades out]
(Source: pr0gf0x)
dance
When you’re tired of life and you have to cook.
Greetings, Villains!
(Source: full-metal-furies)
me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*
also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*
Villainous Creature Feature: Blackhat [1/4]
(Source: full-metal-furies)
Dance emojis! [x]
Necrobotany is such a cool idea like:
- druidic nature magic + necromancy
- undead skeletons being supported by plant fibers to make up for missing muscles and ligaments so they can run instead of shamble
- turning said skeletons into multi limbed monstrosities with vine arms
- or piecing together bones and limbs with vines to make fleshier monsters
- adding thorns or huge venus fly traps or poison onto minions
- undead exploding into petals and leaves like a smokescreen, or infecting opponents with disease from pollen
- suffocating opponents from the stench of rotten minions and corpse flowers
@elesbreeeOkay but??? I’m about to become trash for this show??? Holy shit
*cries*
i just want the shark bowl
(Source: spooxs)
Bug of the Day
OMG, look at this adorable hummingbird clearwing (Hemaris thybe)! How is this squee-worthy beastie not a Pokemon??? I had it in the fridge yesterday so I could get a few good photographs, including the ones above. Today it was finally sunny out so I let it go outside. It sat on my fingers for a long time and then suddenly took off up into the sky like a little fighter jet.
Approaching Fyrestone and New Haven