kremlint:

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

(Source: kremlint)

insomniac-arrest:

• it’s fun to say
  
• gender neutral 
  
• I like rubbing my gay little hands all over southern culture out of spite
• fun to say

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

(Source: lauramercierbodyscrub)

hipindie:

I wish I had that “wow” effect on someone.

(Source: hipster)

xertini:

oversalt:

Or expert in my case lol.

gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

(Source: taelusive555)

breakingbag:

do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

rotking:

OHH HERE HE COMES

WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!