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This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

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So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

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You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

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trumps them all.

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OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

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Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

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I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

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HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

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OH!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

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Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

Show me the forbidden Carfax

*wheezes* I’m so nervous, but I said i’d join when my friend did, so….here I go…tossing in my sona ;-;
@themonsteroffice 

Name: Cherry
Species: Ancient lava monster hiding in a robotic suit (because they have trouble regulating their own body heat)
Small summary: An extremely shy creature wanting to bring others happiness through the sharing of flowers. They own a small flower shop were they make small arrangements to be delivered for birthdays, anniversaries, or if someone just wants to be nice and have some flowers sent to someone randomly. They even make flower crowns enchanted with a small amount of magic to help lift your spirits. The upstairs of the building is a small tea room for customers to relax in, drink some tea, have a muffin. 
Cherry is a bit of a shizeshifter as well. Normally they stand at about 5′3″ (though it sometimes varies). When they get very nervous or anxious, they tend to shrink up and scurry off to hide somewhere, so don’t be alarmed if this happens. 

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