is it possible to roleplay with Deimos, given that he essentially lives with you now? and is it possible to get a free "not get killed or driven mad by Deimos" pass, if someone has done roleplays with you before?
Unless im there to stop him, definitely not. And anyone that has rp’ed with me knows that I pretty much only use my sona cuz I suck and am horrible trash And cuz my mind makes me feel really bad for being a mean character ;-;
Have these two doodles cuz it’s all I could get myself to do today >c
I just really like the idea of Deimos becoming distressed when i’m small now. And cute moments were I fall asleep on the couch and unknowingly snuggle up with him, and he’s just like….ehh He’s supposed to be a horrible scumbag…but I just like cute things ok ;-;
Say ello to the new design of Deimos. He’s a cruel and tricksy scumbag, but is also very classy and might have a bigger soft spot than he thinks. He likes drinking wine and champagne and even my tea, and likes listening to classical/orchestrated music and old-timey tunes. Also likes pocket watches.
How much money do I have to pay to convince an anime studio to make a Monster Man anime where one young woman has to keep all these monstrous (and I don’t mean bishie boys with horns and slight fangs bullshit-I mean 100% monsters) creatures/demon in line and they all start falling for her and-
Basically I want a Monster Man Harem anime and I ain’t even ashamed.
My phone apps are irritating me now.
At least the two I use the most and especially while at work.
Skype no longer shows a constant active icon at the top of my phone, which is only a little annoying since I’ve just been so used to seeing it there before.
And Tumblr app has all the sudden started showing suggestion blogs on my dash when it didn’t before and is suddenly showing old posts on my dash like they were just posted, but I know they’re old cuz I’ll go and check my laptop and the posts won’t be on that dash or I’ll recognize some of them.
Like why?
So if I end up commenting/reblogging something from you that’s like long been buried in your blog, it’s because of that and I’m sorry xc
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Anonymous asked:
what meals has Deimos made before, in terms of cooking stuff?
All kinds of things.
Chicken parmisan, fetuccini alfredo, steaks, a big table of breakfast foods like sausage, eggs, pancakes, hashbrowns, bacon, omlets.
He goes all out and makes a lot sometimes :I
So, my daughter, who was about 8 at the time, was REALLY into Minecraft (as most kids are these days). Also desperately wanting to join the Youtube/Let’s Play culture, I had installed some screen recording software that would let her make videos of the games she was playing so she could later upload them to Youtube.
Anyways, one day I’m minding my own business when I hear her quietly sniffling over on the computer. I asked her what was wrong, but she didn’t want to tell me so I let it go, but decided to keep on eye on her. A few minutes later I discovered what was happening; someone was harassing not only her, but also all the other kids playing on whatever server she was on. This kid (we’ll call him Little Sh*thead, or LS) was saying sh*t about how he was going to rape my 8 year old daughter (she told him how old she was hoping he would stop), how he was going to hack into her IP and steal all her info, swearing profusely (remember, this is a game for kids), etc etc. By this time I had gotten my fiance involved, and she was also obviously quite upset at what a little sh*t this kid was being. We realized that our daughter had been recording the entire incident, and a plan began to form.
I started by googling LS’s username. There were several hits immediately, the most interesting of which involved a page where he was publicly applying to be a mod for a server on Minecraft. I was able to learn a lot about this little POS: he claimed to be 15, likes hockey, used to live in Toronto but now lives in Florida. But the bombshell was easily his skype contact info; it was literally firstname.lastname. I know your name now, you little sh*t.
So I head over to Facebook and search for the name. Nothing. Hmmmm. On a hunch I searched for just the last name, while narrowing my results to only the state of Florida. Several dozen hits. Hmmm. So I have to start combing through each one, until I find what I was looking for: a middle aged man with the same last name, whose profile indicates he was born in Toronto and now lives in Florida. I FOUND YOUR DAD, YOU LITTLE SH*T.
So I sent him a message on Facebook, asking if he had a son named firstname who goes by his username on Minecraft. Dad confirmed I had the right guy. So my wife begins telling the dad everything that LS was saying to my daughter, and we sent him the recorded video as proof. Radio silence for a few days.
Then we got the message back: LS had his computer taken away from him for the entire summer, and had also been lying about his age (he was only 11, I think). His parents were f*cking livid with him, and he surely hated the next few months of his life.
Have these two doodles cuz it’s all I could get myself to do today >c
I just really like the idea of Deimos becoming distressed when i’m small now. And cute moments were I fall asleep on the couch and unknowingly snuggle up with him, and he’s just like….ehh He’s supposed to be a horrible scumbag…but I just like cute things ok ;-;
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