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  • me:

    *about to send someone a message*

  • myself:

    hey

  • me:

    ? hey what's

  • myself:

    if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.

  • me:

    alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so

  • myself:

    they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.

  • me, tossing my phone out the window:

    alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!

Say ello to the new design of Deimos. 
He’s a cruel and tricksy scumbag, but is also very classy and might have a bigger soft spot than he thinks. He likes drinking wine and champagne and even my tea, and likes listening to classical/orchestrated music and old-timey tunes. Also likes pocket watches.

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