I love having a parrot because one minute they are the most beautiful creature ever to exist and the next they’ve turned to face you straight on and you’re cry-laughing because from the front they look like someone put googly eyes on a banana
I just really love how video games help you discover things about yourself that, under normal circumstances, you’d probably never find out.
Things like, oh shit, you totally have a voice kink; your preference for ranged weaponry so you can nope the fuck out when the situation goes downhill; and the shocking realization that you’d totally go to pound town with a whole host of vaguely human beings, including, but not limited to: aliens, ghouls, robots, and giant horned hominids.