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gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

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(Source: surprisedentistry)

captoring:

thewigmonsters:

thewigmonsters:

thewigmonsters:

so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,

cons: we wont know about any new memes

pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through

cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:

  • *aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious
  • personifying rocks, constnatly,
  • “my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”
  • throw the stone, Maurice.
  • one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.
  • making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs
  • the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)
  • mushrooms in places they dont belong
  • yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever
  • “the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”
  • worm disco

feel free to submit your own cave memes

these are some of the best memes ive seen all year in all honestly

(Source: thewigmonsters-archive)

Things only bullied kids will understand

pixelatedplatypus:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

just-another-dream:

azelfandfriends:

rinlockhart:

queen-squids:

leigh-daniel-sexbang:

pro-punk-anti-sjw:

-Beliving that none of your friends actually want to be your friend and they hate being near you
-Hating normal things because they were used to mock you
-Having to seek constant validation for your existance
-Remembering particular insults you’ve been called for years and will probably never forget them
-Beliving you’re too ugly for anyone to ever love
-Not wanting to go to a new school/further education because you know the same thing will happen there
-Having your parents tell you that you’re only being ‘teased’
-Having people wash their hands in disgust if they accidentally touch you.

Remember, you don’t have to feel all of these to understand

-Having people say you like someone as a way to gross that someone out
-Never quite trusting anyone.
-Having people ask you out as a dare
-”They’re only making fun of you ‘cause they’re jealous!”
-”He’s only mean to you ‘cause he’s got a crush on you!”
-Having to deal with bullshit ‘zero tolerance’ policies

-”hey, my friend thinks you’re cute!”

This. I dealt with almost all of this bullshit all my life and it still haunts me today…

-being unable to process genuine acceptance and compliments when you finally get them
-fear emotional intimacy will result in betrayal

-telling a teacher and all of you getting in trouble even though YOU were the one coming into the office crying and having a panic attack at the thought of going to class with these monsters

- becoming super possessive and paranoid over your belongings because of people stealing or moving your stuff around when you aren’t looking

-you have ‘germs’ or ‘cooties’ or ‘scabies’ and nobody will even touch you or anything you’ve touched

-being asked completely inappropriate questions as a joke and not knowing how to respond because your social skills are fucked up from being so socially isolated so you say something stupid and they laugh at you even more, causing a lifelong habit of ‘keeping your fucking stupid mouth shut’

-developing unhealthy friendships with people you’re incompatible with because your friend choices are so limited

-growing up with a mix of ‘amazing loyal friends’ and ‘abusive fucker friends’ and feeling equally dependent on both because they were all you had

-nice kids being bullied just for hanging out with you causing you to grow up feeling insanely guilty about it because they’re miserable and it’s ‘all your fault’

-that one game where everyone in your grade tries to ask you out with a straight face and they always end up laughing.

(Source: ajamieahhhhh1234)

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