why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
“so, how’d you die?”
“I was promised a brownie by a fish”
1. Frilled Shark 2. Unidentified, possibly
a stoplight loosejaw, a deep-sea dragonfish from the genus Malacosteus 3. Ghost Shark 4. Black Scabbardfish 5. Sea Spider 6. Grenadier or Rattail Fish 7. Unidentified 8. Anglerfish, species unidentified 9. Chimaera 10. Ray, species unidentified
my kind of sext: hey are you feeling safe and emotionally fulfilled because i am here to talk to you if you’re not due to the fact that i care about you a great deal
someone: whats ur ringtone
me, who has had their phone on vibrate since 2008: ???
I mostly text but my ringtone will always be a really awesome remix Of Calamari Inkantation I found on Youtube. I think only my gf and one of my friends have their own ringtones
