canon Roadhog: *loves plushies, proudly shows a big tattoo of a cute cartoon pig, has different trinkets of cute pigs, quotes Disney movies, joins Junkrat on some silly stuff, tells him jokes, willing breaks his scary character to remind things to Junkrat (who canon has memory/attention problems) and keep him safe, decorates his bike with more cute items and allow his boss so the same for his sidecar, paints his nails with his boss, has a cute pig fursona*
some jerk: “people is drawing ooc silly gay fanart of this edgy villain who I know more of from a half assed lurk on the wiki, i must complain about this harmless fun… Black nail polish ??? smh, gay people !!!”
I think you mean fanon
I’m very sure I mean canon.
Yeah, even though he is a criminal, out of everything Blizzard could have shown him robbing from, they decided to go with an ice cream truck.
He tells Junkrat jokes, but doesn’t like it when he brings them up in public and around other people.
Looking at this pin that he wears, it can lead one to believe that he’s vegetarian.
Shall I bring up the tiny tea cup???
This dude is totally hardcore and WILL personally murder you if needed, but Junkrat and him are also huge goofballs and he likes to have his nails painted and put his hair up in a tiny pony tail and has a love for cute plushies and pigs and cares about Junkrat and tells him jokes.
I really love the idea of domesticated tinies that are like pets.
Tinies that climb onto you when you’re in the middle of something important to rub against you and ask for cuddles.
Tinies that whine when they’re hungry for breakfast and you wanna sleep in and keep shouting in your ear and batting at you until you get up.
Tinies that are either really excited or disdainful about bath time.
Domesticated tinies! ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ω◕✿)/
Oh oh! And how about:
- tinies that become ecstatic when they see you’ve arrived back home.
- tinies who stand on the palm of your hand and stare at you while crouching slowly before they launch themselves onto your face.
- curious tinies that seem to wanna investigate everything from digging into your bag or just inspecting an object on the ground that’s unfamiliar to them.
- tinies that jump around in excitement when they’re asked if they want to do a thing they wanna do or are offered food.
those people who sit with you and help you rationalize all your negative thoughts and never yell or get tired and just stay with you until you feel less sad are the real angels of this world omg