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  • ♂:

    I am a boy who has a crush on you

  • ♀:

    I am a girl who has a crush on you

  • ⭐:

    I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

  • ✂:

    Just delete your tumblr already

  • ✌:

    You’re awesome

  • ♡:

    I love your blog

  • ❁:

    You’re beautiful

  • 🌸:

    You're attractive

  • ✓:

    I hate you

  • ☹:

    You’re ugly

  • ♬:

    I wish we were close

  • ♧:

    I wish we were friends in real life

  • ☆:

    I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

  • ☮:

    You inspire me

  • ☾:

    We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great

  • ✖:

    I would give you the greatest hug

  • ★:

    I'm scared to talk to you but I think you're great

  • ∇:

    You've changed urls/icons so much that I don't remember who you are

  • ○:

    I don't remember why I follow you

  • ☄:

    I wish I could help you but I'm not sure how

  • ✨:

    You've taught me things

  • ⚓️:

    I wish you'd take better care of yourself

  • ©:

    You're a bit problematic

  • ™:

    You're a cinnamon roll

  • ❄️:

    I cherish you

  • 🌙:

    Please post more

  • 💫:

    We don't talk much but I wouldn't mind being your friend

  • ♪:

    You're very talented

  • ∀:

    I don't understand you

hyperempathy things

lightsnest:

hyperempathyfeels:

• *sees inanimate object* hi!!!! how are you??? i am your friend!

• Instant Tears whenever someone raises their voice

• “you’re overreacting” *crying* “NO I’M NOT!!!!”

• you can never give away old stuff because that is Mean and everything is important

• everything is your friend. trees are your friend, birds are your friend, lightbulbs are your friend.

• when u just kind of Absorb emotions

(add on if you’d like!!!)

when you startle and animal and profusely apologize to the area that squirrel had been

jessicameats:

thehumorousace:

apocellipsis:

FUN FACT: it seems like more and more people are coming out as asexual because we finally feel safe enough to do so, it is not a fad, it is not a trend, and if you think it is one of those things please hop on the shut-the-fuck-up train to don’t-fucking-speak-to-me-ville.

Holy shit, it’s been put into words.

💜🌈💜

Also, people are coming out as asexual because we finally know that this is a thing that exists. We are reading things on the internet and thinking, “Oh, this sounds like me,” and, “There are other people who feel like this?” and, “Maybe I’m not broken after all.”

I wasn’t aware asexuality even existed until a couple of years ago. I mentioned asexuality to a coworker maybe a month ago and her reaction was astonished joy and, “That sounds like me!” I spoke to a woman in her fifties who said, “I always just assumed I was broken.”

People are coming out as asexual because they’ve learned that asexuality exists.

salmonandsoup:

darkpuck:

voodoogecko:

everkings:

zimothy:

This is one if my favorite vines

I just laughed for 10 minutes

Classic.

Juan: “Juanita!”
Juanita: “I go to church now, and I am in love with Jesus.”
Juan: “Jesus.”

Juan: “Jesús! Leave Juanita alone!”
Jesús: “What are you talking about!?”

this is literally shot and edited like a fucking commercial for a sitcom or something it’s THAT PROFESSIONAL

(Source: awesomevines)

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