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ir-yut:

punishandenslavesuckers:

ir-yut:

punishandenslavesuckers:

punishandenslavesuckers:

when forming your fireteam, keep in mind that it’s important to maintain a balance. Namely, don’t put too many Warlocks and Hunters on a team because, historically, those fuckers do weird incredibly stupid shit. So you need to have Titans there to punch some sense into them when they get all googly-eyed about the Dark Side or whatever. 

Case and point: Eris Morn’s Fireteam had ONE Titan. If Omar had been a Titan, Vell would have probably survived and when the team got split, Omar would have PUNCHED TOLAND in the balls when he started talking weird and him and Eris and everyone would have gotten out. Of this I’m convinced. 

honestly though

Titans like “remember kids stay in school and don’t snort Ahamkara bones”

Titans are probably the ones who turn around like “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD?”

Warlock: Uuuuh, a semi-living Vex helmet?

Titan: TAKE IT OFF. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Fucking hell.  *glances at Hunter* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Hunter: *slowly puts down the Achlyophage Symbiote*

EXASPERATED PARENTAL TITANS 2K15

sketchshark:

Hello! Some of you nice people have been following my comics about Bruce (Los Angeles-dwelling shark/struggling actor). I am excited to announce that I have compiled these comics into a full-color zine! 

The book will premiere at the Toronto Comic Arts Festival (May 14th & 15th) and I am currently taking online pre-orders from now through mid-May! (books will ship in June) You can place your order HERE.

Thank you for your support!!

simonjarrett:

Hi my name is Alduin World Eater First Born of Akatosh and I have sharp ebony black scales with white streaks that reaches my mid-back and bright red eyes like lakes of blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Akatosh (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Hermaeus Mora but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a dragon but my teeth are straight and white. I’m also a god, and I want to destroy a place called Skyrim in Tamriel where I used to rule (I’m immortal). I’m powerful (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly the remains of my enemies. For example today I was wearing my long horns with matching nord blood splatters and torn armour pieces, large black wings and ebony claw covers. I was flying around the Throat of the World. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Paarthurnax stared at me. I put up my middle claw at him.

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