SOMETIMES PE OPLE POST SAD THINGS AND SAY THEYRE UPSET OR DEPRESSED AND IW ANT TO HELP THEM BUT THERES NOTHING I CAN REALLY DO AND I JUST SIT HERE LIKE
Looking at Nightmare Freddy's jumpscare from the bed, apparently he freaking picks and lifts you up and I can't help but be like 'FREDDY NO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU ROCK A SCARED KID BACK TO SLEEP'
ahhh ikr ;;w;; I think Bonnie and Fredbear pick you up too if they catch you in the room and not the door. They be bad babysitters xD;
oh my god what if these scary nerds are just like ‘where tf are this child’s parents he shouldnt be alone’ and try to babysit him themselves but they fail bc they be too spooky for the kid xD
Meanwhile, Foxy or Chica picks up the kid and shakes him in the air frantically like “Rock a bye baby, please go to sleep! I’m sorry I scared you, I’ll try not to creep!” And Fredbear is just “YOU”RE DOING IT WRONG!!”
Looking at Nightmare Freddy's jumpscare from the bed, apparently he freaking picks and lifts you up and I can't help but be like 'FREDDY NO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU ROCK A SCARED KID BACK TO SLEEP'
ahhh ikr ;;w;; I think Bonnie and Fredbear pick you up too if they catch you in the room and not the door. They be bad babysitters xD;
Because my mother told me that all I needed to do was get drunk and lie back and let my husband have his fun. Because if I was drunk, I’d be more relaxed and it’d be over sooner
Because my sister told me that I was trapping my husband in an abusive marriage, and that one day he was going to leave me
Because both of them looked at me in disgust
Because my asexuality is considered to be as great a crime against my husband as a woman who has affairs and cheats on her husband
Because my cousin didn’t even try to understand, and just kept asking ‘but what about in five years? how will you feel then?’
Because I was so afraid of my body and so afraid of sex that I didn’t seek medical help for a legitimate question for over a year for fear of being labelled a deviant or something broken
Because I still ask myself at least once every day if my husband wouldn’t be better off without me
Because I still ask myself at least once every day if I’m broken
Because I still tell myself at least once every day that I’m pathetic and useless and an abnormality
Because I love my husband with every fiber of my being, but everywhere I turn I’m told I really don’t, because love = sex
I need A to stand for Asexual because nobody ever talked to me about asexuality even when I was an outpatient at the women’s hospital for 18 months, and everyone told me desire would come in time
I need A to stand for Asexual because we are literally invisible, and so unimportant that people assume we don’t even need representation, because everyone assumes our lives must be bland and unimportant and lacking in challenges or bigotry
For every asexual that wants a relationship, for every asexual that does not want a relationship, for every asexual who has not yet come to terms with their identity, for every asexual who was told we were abnormalities, for every asexual who was told we just weren’t doing sex right, that we needed a good fucking, that we needed to be drunk, that we needed to relax, that we needed to be raped
We need representation, and we need visibility
That is why the A needs to stand for Asexual, and never for Ally
When ya jeans start pilling and ripping on the inner sides
When you get inner thigh burns from them constantly rubbing against each other
But on the plus side when you drop something you quick reflexes and thighs will help you catch that iPod in its tracks!
When your thighs are so thick that you crush mans skull like sparrow’s egg.
I love everything on this post, but I just wanna say to any of my followers who have trouble wearing skirts or shorts due to thigh chafing, I’d like to introduce you to Bandelettes. They come in a range of sizes, they don’t fall down, and they even look cute! They also have plain ones in case lace isn’t your style.
And they’re only $16! I know I’m kind of preaching them up here, but I just really love the hell out of these. No more wearing pantyhose in summer for me!
^^^^^^For my thick thigh followers….
yall the real mvp
When your thighs get stuck to plastic chairs I the summer 😂
Guess I should start working on a new design for my Freddy eoe I feel like he’s gunna be the tough one for me….dunno how to bear