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“There’s a monster under my bed!”
“Yes. He watches over you at night and chases away your nightmares.”

“There’s a monster in my closet!”
“Yes. She loves the smell of the laundry detergent I use, and she’s busy trying to organize your shoes.”

“There’s a monster under the stairs!”
“Yes. She collects spiders and he makes sure you don’t trip while going to get water.”

“There’s a monster right outside my window!”
“Yes. He’s pulling weeds from the garden and protecting us from burglars.”

“There’s a monster behind the couch!”
“Yes. He’s eating all the crumbs you left behind and hiding pennies in the cushions.”

“Oh. Then good night.”
“Good night, Dear.”

This is how you do parenting!!! Take notes!!!

How to make a pumpkin head

drawkill:

Since I defs didn’t want to carve a real pumpkin to put on my head and get nasts pumpkin insides all over my hair I decided to paper mache one. Unfortunately there was no good tutorials anywhere so I will share my trial and error knowledge.

First I got some supplies: 1 Punch balloon (they’re rounder and larger they regular balloons), some paper mache stuff in a bag, cardboard, a glue gun, paint, sculpey clay, tape, some news paper and some water and flour mixed together.

Decided to try and make a pumpkin head again for Halloween since I failed last year.

I then put at least three - five paper mache layers of newspaper with flour water on the balloon. I also measured my head and left an opening at the bottom. (NOTE: Don’t put tape on the balloon and try to peel it off after you’re done paper macheing, RIP)

Okay. So far so good, gonna try that paper mixture stuff I bought and somehow sculpt this to look more like a pumpkin.

After that’s all dry I put glue gunned some cardboard onto it to give it some pumpkin like ridges.

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Then I filled the gaps between the cardboard and the newspaper with the paper mache in a bag stuff. Wait for it to dry. (Note: Don’t pop balloon until the paper mache in a bag stuff is dry cause it holds a LOT of water and your paper mache project will sink, RIP) After that I popped the balloon and lightly dampened the top with a sponge and water until it was wet enough to slowly press down into more of a pumpkin shape.

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After it’s all dry I taped a stem I made out of card board on the top and put another layer or two of newspaper mache over top.

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More drying wait time (you can use your oven on the lowest setting to make it dry faster) then I sanded it down and cut out a face with an exacto blade.

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I added a little bit of backing behind the face on the inside with the paper mache in a bag to give it more of a 3D look which wasn’t that noticeable but oh well, it kidna worked… After all that stuffs done I painted it all white otherwise the newsprint would bleed through and make my colours not as bright, I also added some sculpey clay to the brow area to give it some more emotion in which I used an iron to dry it with cause it was too late to put it in the oven with paint all over it (Note: Put clay on before painting).

All ready to painttt.

I sprayed it with a sealer before painting colours on it cause I find acrylics do weird things sometimes. After it was all dry I begin to paint.

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I also painted the inside a red and added a kinda head rest thing on the inside since when I pushed the top down it made an uncomfortable point at the top when putting it on your head. Then once it was all dry I sprayed it with some more sealer, added some cool stuff like stitches with some ribbon and blood which I used nail polish for a shiny effect and put in some lights which weren’t very effective when my head was in the pumpkin but that’s okay, it still looked cool.

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And that’s that!

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Hope this helps some people, Enjoy!

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I was excited when I had 40

Just reached 40. It was exciting.

i don’t know where you all came from or why you all stick around but i am pleased and humbled by the company

I just crossed 350. This post jumped me up 310 followers.

I have 15. I’m so happy.

I’ve got 342 and I’m so so happy. I appreciate all of you guys. I love you💙💜💙

I’ve got 434 and I’m so happy, although I have no idea why your on my trashy blog.

I have 488 and I love them all

i honestly didn’t expect anything beyond a hundred or so now 1000+ is a big big thing

Yo for real I’m genuinely confused as to why I have around 950??? I’m not that cool???

I just got over 100…um hi guys, want breadsticks from my last date *pulls out purse*

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

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to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

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to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

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to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

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i dont want peridot to have a redemption arc i want her to continue being a shitty villain but like in the background after theyve moved on to more intense and stronger villains and she shows up at their house every so often like ‘SOOO……….. CRYSTAL NERDS……………….” [starts doing ballet stretches on the counter] and theyre just like “not now peridot” 

Cute Date Ideas

wtfcanyounot:

•Go out to breakfast. See if theyre a french toast person or a pancake person.
•Have a movie date in your backyard with a projector and a white sheet.
•Go to a park and play on the swings. Bring candy.
•Go to a pet store to play with puppies. I’d marry a person on the spot if they offered this date.
•Go to the beach at night and take pictures of the moon. Also take pictures of your date while they arent looking. Its romantic, fuckers.
•Hop on the train and go exploring. This works if you live in a big city. Try not to get too lost.
•Wait for a rainy day. Have a picnic in one of your living rooms. Clear the furniture and lay out a blankie. Be careful not to spill stuff.
•Go to the library. Get library cards together if you dont already have them. Pick one book for the other to read.

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