Delphine: okay so we want you to kill Paarthurnax, we don’t trust him
Dragonborn:
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Tracks
Starry Night by Thunderbolt_TW on Flickr.
Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?
Depends, do you own a dog?
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30 days of Lord of the Rings. Day 17→ A scene that makes you cringe.
#ok this scene is supposed to be bittersweet and happy and all but there was NO NEED to sit there and guffaw at each other for half an hour i mean help i’m drowning in cheese. #it’s like frodo wakes up and gandalf’s standing there and frodo’s like ‘gaaandaaaalf?’ and gandalf’s like ‘HO HO HO’ and frodo’s like ‘HEE HEE HEE’ and they continue that for 2 minutes and then merry and pippin come in and jump on poor frodo’s bed i mean isn’t he injured that would kind of hurt but all the meanwhile gandalf’s still there like ‘HO HO HO’ while merry and pippin beat up poor injured frodo and then gimli comes in and i mean look at gimli he just goes insane at the sight of frodo and goes ‘WAY-HAY-HAY HO HO HA ZIPPA-DEE-DOO-DAH’ and throws his hands up in celebration and then legolas comes in and does nothing because he’s an elf and frodo doesn’t seem to remember who he is and gandalf’s still like ‘HO HO HO’ and then aragorn comes in with this creepy/sexy smile that makes him look like he’s about to rape frodo right there and then sam comes in and finally there’s a sane moment but meanwhile your eyes have already started to bleed and you’ve started to wonder if this long journey has messed with their minds or WHAT
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Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
SMAUG
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!
this is just my hypothesis but the Latin name probably came before lord of the rings
No they def named it after smaug the dragon wtf r u talking about
ok but actually
Museum Researcher Names Lizard Genus After Tolkien’s Dragon Smaug
i take it back they actually did that
swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK
swiggity swever that’s the
WRONG LEVER
Nintendo needs to chill.
I feel like I just watched the Playstation 1 controller grow boobs.
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Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
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Fantastical artwork by the very talented Chase Stone.
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Couple of sketches of meh Pride Demon OC i’m working on =u= I can’t remember what their backs look like c’: and im giving him a tail and digitigrade legs because I’m a sucker for those =y=
I’m wanting to make a Pride Demon OC now >=>