8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

raventao:

shinywaka:

bundyspooks:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

Orchids kinda don’t wanna live in general.

There are more ways to kill an orchid than there are to get one to actually stay alive, let alone bloom. They die if they don’t like their soil, or their water, or the amount of sun, or the amount of shade, or the environment in general, sometimes they die if they just plain don’t like you. Orchids are the pickiest plant in the world, and they would rather be dead, then put up with shit they don’t like. For those of the human race that can actually keep an orchid alive, you have been chosen, and you should be proud.

anghellrose:

when people interact with me on here it warms my heart honestly im like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people are interested !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people wannna talk to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people wanna see what i post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thecapn:

can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body

i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine

maixoecrivaine:

being a fan of your own ocs is frustrating because you literally have to rely on your own productivity for any content

(Source: maiseydc)

tenworms:

all i want is a flat chest and some fangs