Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
(Source: avacador)
Pffff if you call a chubby lil dwarf adorable, then sure, why not :I
Calm down, you’ll get some ;A; …at some point…maybe not today >3> *flails away*
*handsomely flails* .A.
Cuddles you say? o3o maybe I’ll do some more later -u-
(Source: whentrustfails)
Blerr, sleepy cuddle draws~
Obi likes to sneak in sometimes at night and sleep with Aly for comfort -w- Shhdon'ttellTorch >3>’
(Source: inmortals)
Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life
Finally got around to making Ruber’s wonderfully evil eyebrow action from “Quest for Camelot” into a gif. It still cracks me up.
This is one of the most terrifying villans ever, no one tells me otherwise.
They did it well.
(Source: the-shoebox-under-the-bed)
;A; i’m not totally caught up with DW yet, so I havent seen Clara yet.
I am ok with people getting to know me, if I feel comfortable around you ;3; other than that, i’m a shy dweeb. I wouldn’t consider my self brave >-> but sad, yes
So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.
Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible.
Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around.
Satan’s pet.
