shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

“Ah, it’s Shark Week?” = “Ah, you started your period?”

“Harpoons on deck?” = “Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?”

“Chum stocks are holding?” = “Do you need chocolate/midol?”

“Supplies are low cap’n” = “Yes, please.”

“What kind (of shark) is it?” = “How do you feel?”

• “It’s a Nurse Shark” = “I’m fine/not bad”
• “GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW” = “FUCKING OW”

handsomejackass:

easy guide for how to use skype:

1. dont talk to anyone
2. just keep it open sometimes
3. maybe change picture???
4. skype

harrypopsz:

jolly-godoflies:

https://www.tumblr.com/dmca
Go there, and do as the instructions say.
When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged posts too.
Please give this a reblog, many artists out there may not know this is here.
And remember, ask permission before sharing, or don’t post it.

THIS IS BLOODY FANTASTIC

LET ME SMOOCH YOU

GOODBYE RE-POSTERS

(Source: mikisugiaikuro)

hivemarina:

Being an artist is rly weird because some days you wana draw total cute patoots and some days you wana draw 

-H̞͉̫͔̣̫ͅÖ̱͍̺͕̣͈́ͣ̚R̰̟͙̞̦ͦ͑̓ͩͫ̅Ř̥̳̣̾̃ͦ͗I̜̔̓̍̄͜F̜̙̺̥̼͉ͅI̳̗̹͖͌C̹̣ ̍̓A͂̑҉̱͇͚̭̣B̸̤̤̱̠̒͆ͅǪ͈̮̭̙͇͈ͯͫM̾Ḯ̟̜̠̄͑N͎͚͓̖͉̪̦ͧ̂ͣ͊͑͞A̖̤̺̗̥͈̘ͯͭ͠T͚͚̯̻͕̥̦̆͊Iͬ͆O͖̯͉ͭ̽͆ͦ͋̍Ṉ̷̱ͬ͗S̱̖͇̊ ͎͍́̅̎͒ͭͫO̶̥̲̎ͮ̉ͤ̐ͧF̜̫̽̋͗̚ ̷̗͇̔̾T̥̥̣̑̌̊H̯̟Ȅ̺͎̟̓̚ ̤̞̱̝̪̭͐̊͋̏ͬ͠Ḁ͋̆͐̔̌̊͐́B̈̔Y͔̜͂͌ͬ̓S̤̱̋̿ͧS̟̞̻̟͉̪̏̄͠-

and some days is a combination like today for me is a combination of the two

countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(Source: zzzqvil)

corseque:

having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw