pixiepoxy:

ouijafrnk:

My weakness is the Halloween section in stores.

@cynwrig

softbimagnus:

down-with-capitalism:

avvocarlo:

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?

this post is cursed

I need a major distraction

ironinkpen:

• suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
• staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
  
• *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
• zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
• *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
• “what are you doing” “my best”
  
• shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
• “Bees?”
  

Somehow I’ve been managing to keep myself together and normal despite this bad stuff that’s been happening lately