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mister-julius:

regularcherry:

Hey, remember Jackie Chan has his own animated series??

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With him making cameos in the intro

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He was an archaeologist who suddenly became a secret agent of some sorts and started to kick ass to save the world from chinese evil things like demons and shit and that british guy with the weird face

It was packed with kung-fu action, magic and crack stuff 

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And at the end of the chapter he would answer to kid’s questions; he’s such a nice guy 

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ONE MORE THING

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YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THIS

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Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao~ Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao~ Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao~

My favorite one of those bits where he answers kids questions was this one where he talked about how much he loved cartoons as a kid, and how he was super excited to be in a cartoon like this. It wasn’t some stupid cash-in to him, to him it was a cool project to be a part of and he loved that it entertained kids.

The show is already great, but Jackie Chan being as great of a guy that he is makes it a hundred times better.

vivzie-pop:

hellostarchild:

thesylverlining:

master-of-majjyks:

t-temmy:

regular-fangirl-attacks:

radondoran:

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

Please stop what you are doing and watch this immediately.

I know this song by heart, and my mom still shudders when she is reminded of it. Childhood.

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

fattyatomicmutant:

abbiegoth:

cynicaldeino:

pipermccloud:

onceuponaphan-lockedtardis:

capri-sunqueen:

thereisnoneedtocallmesir:

spacefaringviking:

ate-wapakels69:

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!

Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.

Human when it is hot: “I will fucking fight the sun”

Alien: “Please don’t. And you know that that isn’t possible”

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Human: “If you say that one more time I will kill you”

Alien: “REQUESTING BACK UP, THE HUMAN WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER, I DON’T KNOW WHY”

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Human: “Quit scaring me like that, you gave me a heart attack”

Alien: “Why aren’t you going to the hospital yet?”

“Oh god when I show my parents my report card they are going to kill me!!!”

“CONTROL CENTRE YES WE NEED ALL EYES ON THE HUMAN’S BIRTHLINGS I THINK THEY ARE PLANNING A HOMICIDE-”

I laughed waaayyyy too hard at the ‘eye tendrils twitching’

“Its raining cats and dogs!”

“I don’t see any of your domesticated animals falling from the sky..” 

“I could eat a horse.”

“But, that doesn’t seem possible due to proportional differences.”

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Can someone gwt the actor to read these.

thaceiest:

I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone who makes you feel better by just talking to you. I’m gonna try really hard to be that person.

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