freesocksforall:

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

(Source: oneyoungbandit)

kin-bot:

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

amtrax:

emmersdrawberry:

doom-cookies-and-louis:

genderlesssmol:

piranhapunk:

piranhapunk:

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune

HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND I JUST GOT A REFUND CHECK IN THE MAIL FOR 217.52!!!!

Gotta try.

$$$$

I’m reblogging because that is the best wallet ever, I want an MC Bat Commander wallet

(Source: mythicalpiranha)

h-brook-writes:

How the setting looks in my head:

How the description comes out on the page:

(Source: black-quadrant)

khevinday:

when you make one of your oc’s hella smart but then suddenly don’t know how you’re going to write them bc you’re a fucking dumbass