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  • When someone walks slower than me:

    omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma

  • When someone walks faster than me:

    jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt

  • When someone walks at the same pace as me:

    who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

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