When ya jeans start pilling and ripping on the inner sides

When you get inner thigh burns from them constantly rubbing against each other

But on the plus side when you drop something you quick reflexes and thighs will help you catch that iPod in its tracks!

pinkandinked:

When your thighs are so thick that you crush mans skull like sparrow’s egg.

I love everything on this post, but I just wanna say to any of my followers who have trouble wearing skirts or shorts due to thigh chafing, I’d like to introduce you to Bandelettes. They come in a range of sizes, they don’t fall down, and they even look cute! They also have plain ones in case lace isn’t your style.  

And they’re only $16! I know I’m kind of preaching them up here, but I just really love the hell out of these. No more wearing pantyhose in summer for me! 

^^^^^^For my thick thigh followers….

yall the real mvp

When your thighs get stuck to plastic chairs I the summer 😂