when you have a mercy on your team pls:
-fucking protect her
-she is ur light and savior u pieces of shit
-her pistol does like 10 damages she’ll only use that when she has to
-or when people are ignoring the fucking turret sitting in front of them
-or if they’re like me I’ll be 1v1ing their roadhog bc my fucking team up and ditched me
-I’m not joking, I’ve had to 1v1 a Reinhardt, zarya, d.va, roadhog and more and then 1v2 a tracer and Ana. please don’t make us do this.
-I mean I can 1v1 as mercy p easy but still guys PROTECT YOUR MERCYS
-she literally has call outs for when she’s being attacked, fucking help her
-don’t take the health packs when she’s healing u unless you’re really low as a tank u piece of crap
-odds are she’s probably just as low as you aND SHE CANT HEAL HERSELF AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAN HEAL U
-if she’s stuck in zarya’s ult and you’re not, try to stick yourself out there so she can jUMP TO YOU U LITTLE SHITS (the amount of times people haven’t done this kills me and we lose the game bc I couldn’t get out and fucking rezz.) pls guys
-same goes for literally any other ult bc she will literally bless ur soul
-@ that one soldier 76 from yesterday, I love you
-don’t be the asshole that spams the healing; mercy players will get extremely annoyed and start healing you last or even not at all out of spite
-trust me, I’ve done it before and ended up blocking them afterwards
-DONT EVER LEAVE HER ALONE I SWEAR TO GOD the amount of times I’ve been alone and everyone kills me
-if she falls off the edge of a map, for tHE LOVE OF GOD STAND ON THE EDGE SO SHE CAN JUMP BACK UP THX
-if u fucking leave mercy alone as a mei or reaper and u go invulnerable when u could’ve saved mercy’s ass u can bet that I’m going to kiLL YOU MYSELF
-when genji ULTS, he’s more than likely to focus the mercy. PROTECT YOUR MERCY U PIECES OF CRAP.
-the same goes for Winston! I hate WINSTONS
-when mercy heals u, this doesn’t mean to tank all damage. okay? pls don’t. my healing can only keep up with so much.
-on the other hand, it’s okay if you’re trying to help mercy build up her ult as long as you’re really careful
-fuck u at bastions/pharahs/Hanzo’s, we aren’t your fucking servants
-@roadhog mains: S T O P SELF HEALING. Unless we’re in a tight situation, pls let mercy build her ult off of you
-@winston mains: when you jump back from fucking around, our main priority is healing the squishies, so chill for a minute before we can get to you
-@reinhardt: PLS KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIELD UP THX AN D STOP CHARGING IN YOURE LEAVING MERCY BEHIND
-@torbjorns: armor pACKS FOR MERCY PLEASE. I remember this one game where the torb just kept feeding me armor packs and that’s literally the only thing that kept me alive.
-if there’s ever a living bane for mercy players that isn’t tracer or genji or Winston, it’s probably the snipers. GET RID OF THE SNIPERS. especially for actively moving mercy players like me who fly around all over the place to heal everyone, we need to be sure that we can continue to do that without being sniped out of the air
-honest to god, a relatively okay widow is a huge cockblock in my healing
-when reinhardts ult, the mercy player is probably accepting their fate, pls save usas a mercy main, I just feel like this should be common sense. I know I’ve probably missed some points but I think this should cover most of it
(Source: maenji)
