giant: *smooches me*

me: o///o

giant: *repetitively smooches me all over and won’t stop*

me, internally: o//////////o what WHAT first of all how dare you? with your big old lips comin in here and squashing me with stupidly cute love who gave you the right and also why is this great and why am i so out of breath and fluttery and heart poundy cuz like you’re literally just touching skin to mine over and over humans are so weird this is weird why is iT AWESOME?????