krudman

I love this

bigbigtruck

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

bitches-im-balin

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

dextronoms

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

fuchsiamae

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

saxypone

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"