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dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd: “ I asked @canam77 aka @hardcore-henry, author of Tellurian, to remind me how big the Archon Priests are compared to the Guardian and they sent me this. Oh my, that’s a lot of lovely bug to hug right there. Also if you’re...
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dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd:

I asked @canam77 aka @hardcore-henry, author of Tellurian, to remind me how big the Archon Priests are compared to the Guardian and they sent me this. Oh my, that’s a lot of lovely bug to hug right there. 

 Also if you’re not reading this story yet you need to get on it cos it’s the sweetest feckin thing ever, Fallen/Guardian angst, drama and fluff and SFW. Part 1 here.

ir-yut:

punishandenslavesuckers:

ir-yut:

punishandenslavesuckers:

punishandenslavesuckers:

when forming your fireteam, keep in mind that it’s important to maintain a balance. Namely, don’t put too many Warlocks and Hunters on a team because, historically, those fuckers do weird incredibly stupid shit. So you need to have Titans there to punch some sense into them when they get all googly-eyed about the Dark Side or whatever. 

Case and point: Eris Morn’s Fireteam had ONE Titan. If Omar had been a Titan, Vell would have probably survived and when the team got split, Omar would have PUNCHED TOLAND in the balls when he started talking weird and him and Eris and everyone would have gotten out. Of this I’m convinced. 

honestly though

Titans like “remember kids stay in school and don’t snort Ahamkara bones”

Titans are probably the ones who turn around like “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD?”

Warlock: Uuuuh, a semi-living Vex helmet?

Titan: TAKE IT OFF. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Fucking hell.  *glances at Hunter* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Hunter: *slowly puts down the Achlyophage Symbiote*

EXASPERATED PARENTAL TITANS 2K15

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