You know what makes me happy going into quick match and ending up being on an entire team of Roadhogs and then there’s me lil Cherry as Mercy
That wonderful moment when you’re playing as Junkrat and there’s an enemy Windomaker trying to headshot you so you manage to sneak around behind her, lay a mine at her feet, smack her rear and blow her to the heavens above
This was my first time getting PotG as Junkrat ;o; and it wasn’t even that great lol I included a bit before it because of that Winston
Some spray shenanigans that happened during my Overwatch stream today
I went through like 5+ matches on Overwatch yesterday with an enemy Ana in a halloween costume doing the give candy emote. It was the same person too. Every time I saw her I would run past everyone else and up to her and start crouching excitedly and she would give me candy ;w; There were times when she and I would meet up and I would follow her around and just watch as she would put my team mates to sleep and run up and drop candy on their face lol There was also an enemy Junkrat in the halloween costume in one match that I would refuse to shoot because all he and I did was stare at each other and wave constantly in the middle of battle…and then we’d die in each others arms.
Good but insane match from yesterday though with @cherrymangomuffin and their bro.
We lost our first objective so we’re just going “whoosh” all over objective B and this McCree goes “It’s High Noon” and we’re all like “OH GOD WHERE IS HE?!” The freaking out kills us more than the actual Deadeye but it gets better. I decided to hide inside Cherry when they were Bastion (I was Mercy once again) and the entire enemy team decides to Leroy Jenkins into the objective. Me and Cherry are screaming like for real screams but we live somehow. We won and I think I set a record for 9k healing.
Yis we all died and you saved us and we slaughtered the enemy team before they could take our point and I got play of the game even though I pretty much did nothing xD I saved that match too…but it’s not as fun to watch when you can’t hear our screams of bloody murder lol
-fucking protect her
-she is ur light and savior u pieces of shit
-her pistol does like 10 damages she’ll only use that when she has to
-or when people are ignoring the fucking turret sitting in front of them
-or if they’re like me I’ll be 1v1ing their roadhog bc my fucking team up and ditched me
-I’m not joking, I’ve had to 1v1 a Reinhardt, zarya, d.va, roadhog and more and then 1v2 a tracer and Ana. please don’t make us do this.
-I mean I can 1v1 as mercy p easy but still guys PROTECT YOUR MERCYS
-she literally has call outs for when she’s being attacked, fucking help her
-don’t take the health packs when she’s healing u unless you’re really low as a tank u piece of crap
-odds are she’s probably just as low as you aND SHE CANT HEAL HERSELF AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAN HEAL U
-if she’s stuck in zarya’s ult and you’re not, try to stick yourself out there so she can jUMP TO YOU U LITTLE SHITS (the amount of times people haven’t done this kills me and we lose the game bc I couldn’t get out and fucking rezz.) pls guys
-same goes for literally any other ult bc she will literally bless ur soul
-@ that one soldier 76 from yesterday, I love you
-don’t be the asshole that spams the healing; mercy players will get extremely annoyed and start healing you last or even not at all out of spite
-trust me, I’ve done it before and ended up blocking them afterwards
-DONT EVER LEAVE HER ALONE I SWEAR TO GOD the amount of times I’ve been alone and everyone kills me
-if she falls off the edge of a map, for tHE LOVE OF GOD STAND ON THE EDGE SO SHE CAN JUMP BACK UP THX
-if u fucking leave mercy alone as a mei or reaper and u go invulnerable when u could’ve saved mercy’s ass u can bet that I’m going to kiLL YOU MYSELF
-when genji ULTS, he’s more than likely to focus the mercy. PROTECT YOUR MERCY U PIECES OF CRAP.
-the same goes for Winston! I hate WINSTONS
-when mercy heals u, this doesn’t mean to tank all damage. okay? pls don’t. my healing can only keep up with so much.
-on the other hand, it’s okay if you’re trying to help mercy build up her ult as long as you’re really careful
-fuck u at bastions/pharahs/Hanzo’s, we aren’t your fucking servants
-@roadhog mains: S T O P SELF HEALING. Unless we’re in a tight situation, pls let mercy build her ult off of you
-@winston mains: when you jump back from fucking around, our main priority is healing the squishies, so chill for a minute before we can get to you
-@reinhardt: PLS KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIELD UP THX AN D STOP CHARGING IN YOURE LEAVING MERCY BEHIND
-@torbjorns: armor pACKS FOR MERCY PLEASE. I remember this one game where the torb just kept feeding me armor packs and that’s literally the only thing that kept me alive.
-if there’s ever a living bane for mercy players that isn’t tracer or genji or Winston, it’s probably the snipers. GET RID OF THE SNIPERS. especially for actively moving mercy players like me who fly around all over the place to heal everyone, we need to be sure that we can continue to do that without being sniped out of the air
-honest to god, a relatively okay widow is a huge cockblock in my healing
-when reinhardts ult, the mercy player is probably accepting their fate, pls save us
as a mercy main, I just feel like this should be common sense. I know I’ve probably missed some points but I think this should cover most of it
look blizzard i love an enormous ass as much as the next degenerate but there is a limit to the flexibility of the human spine and we have clearly crossed it
One of the matches my bro, stay-fresh-with-the-iris, and I did last night, from my bro’s point of view. My bro was so proud of this one xD You can see me for a couple of seconds at the very beginning as Mercy. The rest of the match I’m behind my bro.
