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when you are that one vore friend
This is so dramatic I’m screaming
IF THIS AINT ME
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me imagining g/t scenarios:
touch me pick me up nuzzle me hold me i want physical contact give me all the giant hugs and cuddles
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me irl:
if u touch me prepare for evisceration
anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..
um?? no offense but when will a monster kidnap me and have me be the first loving touch it ever received like, wtf,,,im right here??? hot hands!!! two of em!!! fulla love!!!!!!!!
(Source: traumadotwav)
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me:
*about to send someone a message*
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myself:
hey
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me:
? hey what's
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myself:
if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.
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me:
alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so
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myself:
they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.
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me, tossing my phone out the window:
alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!
*is mutuals with a ton of awesome people*
*never talks to 99% of them*
*they’re too cool*
*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
(Source: serotnin)
me: is a needy piece of shit who needs constant reassurance and attention from friends
also me: is distant as hell, avoids all social interaction
(Source: enchantednights)
Monsters + Suits =
Eyyy here’s my ugly forcemyselftosmilebutnotreallysmile face.
I got my hair cut shorter than I’m used to.
Feels so much better though ;3;
Also found my elf ears again, but kinda hard to see in that 2nd pic
Things people need to accept when it comes to having a conversation with me:
- I can talk very fast.
- I may mumble.
- I might do both at once.
- I’ll probably speak in broken sentences at times.
- I often say words in the wrong order.
- I might take ages to speak because I’m trying to make sure I make sense.
- I sometimes talk in circles and never reach my point.
- Occasionally I’ll think I’m talking without actually doing so.
- I cannot help it when any of this happens.
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me @ me:
i feel like pure shit and there's no one to help me i'm all alone fuck i want to die
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someone:
hey do u need help?
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me:
oh god no, wbu? u ok? Do u need something? please talk to me, u sure u ok?
(Source: bob-belcher)