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Skyrim zodiac 100% accurate

  • Aries:

    the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair

  • Taurus:

    a mudcrab pretending to be a rock

  • Gemini:

    that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth

  • Cancer:

    that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient

  • Leo:

    that dog in Riverwood that's named Stump

  • Virgo:

    Brynjolf's accent

  • Libra:

    the sound that nirnroot makes

  • Scorpio:

    that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone

  • Sagittarius:

    the wabbajack

  • Capricorn:

    that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path

  • Aquarius:

    the bards that don't sing but instead randomly whip out a drum

  • Pisces:

    that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften

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